Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.
One of my coworkers at my old job (Wingstop) asked me to help her learn how to flirt with guys. I was a little taken back bcus I can’t flirt with guys for shit. Then I realized that she was asking me bcus I happen to get along with guys a bit better than I do with girls so it seems like I’m flirting. I got along really well with one of our other male coworkers that she happened to like so I helped her out a bit. This made me realize that at one point I was actually asked for advice on how to flirt with a guy. I haven’t had a boyfriend in over 2 years and I can’t seem to keep a guy’s interest or I lose interest in a guy very quickly. I don’t understand my life.
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did